Animals
Would you like to see some random animals I have encountered? Because here they are...
Hedge grasshopper

A hedge grasshopper (Valanga irregularis), most likely female, c. 2014. They feed on leaves, and are thus pestly. If you find one in your garden, scare it away or try to attract a hungry bird.
Cats

Cattus cattus. Meow~

Cattus fattus. Mrooow~

Just how fat, though? We may never know.

Here she is giving us a hint.

Yet we still can't figure it out...
Dogs
This Newfoundland puppy, only 10 months old and MASSIVE.